It's really me! Veteran of Thai Visa forum going back to when dr. pat pong & George were running the show. Veteran of Teak Door and Dirty Dog's minions etc. As the saying goes, it's been real but not especially fun.
As to the Pink Card, there is most definitely such a beast and it's handy for the farang to have. Jing, jing, mai go hok!
Easier than carrying around a bulky passport
You've had two posts since I posted this exposé of your self contradictions. Since you gave it your signature utterly dumbfounded confused look then you did read. But, evidently, you choose to ignore defending your contradictions. Perhaps you're ignoring it because there's no way you can explain them rationally. So best to employ the old MoveOn strategy and, well, move on.
Just a bit of very brief history for my MoveOn reference, which assuredly you are not familiar with as you're a Brit.
MoveOn is a progressive public policy advocacy group and political action committee in the U.S. They started in 1998 by passing around a petition asking Congress to "Censure President Clinton and Move On to Pressing Issues Facing the Nation," as opposed to impeaching him.
In other words, the organization was created specifically to literally "move on" from hot topics for the sole purpose of taking the public's eye off of embarrassing, and even criminal, issues in an attempt to bury them. The organization name has since been used symbolically to represent anyone who ignores addressing subject matter that is either embarrassing for them or contains inconvenient truths which they cannot outrun or both. In your case, of course, it both.
MoveOn, oldschooler, move on, you oldcoward.