Faz's Footie Fixture Forecasts.

[Marble-eye]

 

Please accept my latest offerings @Faz

Would you awfully mind if I give the LPS comp a miss this week as the pressure is beginning to take its toll. 

Sat Apr 16th.
3-1 Tottenham  v Brighton 
3-0 Man United v Norwich City
2-1 Southampton v Arsenal
1-2 Watford v Brentford

Sun Apr 17th.
1-1 Newcastle v Leicester 
2-0 West Ham v Burnley

Tues Apr 19th.
3-1Liverpool v Man Utd

Wed Apr 18th.
2-1 Chelsea v Arsenal
1-1 Everton v Leicester City
0-1 Newcastle v Crystal Palace
3-0 Man City v Brighton 

 

[BigHewer]

2 hours ago, Faz said:

What a pitiful week of predictions and results, culminating in week 31 gaining the lowest points total since the game began. With the relegation fight truly underway, perhaps to late for a couple, but we could have some more unexpected results to follow.

A very odd week, to be sure. Everton pulled off the biggest shock (though considering the opposition, maybe not such a big shock after all). 

Spurs looking more and more nailed on for the 4th CL spot now that Conte *finally* trusts Son to do whatever he likes.

Very ballsy by Brentford to play three up front against the Hammers and good to see it pay off.

And poor old Burnley. Looking bleak now. Wout Weghorst is that shiny, exciting firecracker you buy for Guy Fawkes’ Night. Everyone gathers around when you light it up and then it just fizzles and does nothing.

[Faz]

8 minutes ago, Marble-eye said:

Would you awfully mind if I give the LPS comp a miss this week as the pressure is beginning to take its toll. 

Not at all ME.
Just to give some clarity to the rules of the LPS game. You have to be partaking to win it and unfortunately your not partaking in week 32 team selections, so you can't win it.

You'll get 'nil poi' for week 32, just the same as if you were partaking and made a losing team selection.

I hope that puts your mind at rest and relieves the burden as your now already aware of your score. 

[SnapDragon]

Looks good to me Mr Faz

3-1 - Spurs v Seagulls
1-1 - United v Canaries
1-2 - Saints v Gooners
2-2 - Hornets v Bees
1-2 - Geordies v Foxes
2-0 - Irons v Clarets
2-1 - Reds v United
2-1 - Chelsea v Gooners
1-2 - Toffees - Foxes
0-0 - Geordies v Palace
5-0 - City v Seagulls

[King Cotton]

7 hours ago, Faz said:

The next fixture list for week 32 therefore looks like this.

These are mine, @Faz. I feel a goal-fest coming on! 

 

3-1    Tottenham v Brighton

2-1    Man Utd v Norwich

1-1    Soton v Arsenal

1-3    Watford v Brentford

2-2    Newcastle v Leicester

2-1    West Ham v Burnley

3-1    Liverpool v Man Utd

3-0    Chelsea v Arsenal

2-2    Everton v Leicester

2-1    Newcastle v C Palace

3-0    Man City v Brighton

 

[Chaimai]

 

3-0    Tottenham v Brighton

4-0    Man Utd v Norwich

1-2    Soton v Arsenal

0-2    Watford v Brentford

2-1    Newcastle v Leicester

2-0    West Ham v Burnley

4-2    Liverpool v Man Utd

2-0    Chelsea v Arsenal

2-1    Everton v Leicester

2-0    Newcastle v C Palace

5-0    Man City v Brighton

 

[Slacker77]

 

 

3-0    Tottenham v Brighton

2-0    Man Utd v Norwich

1-2    Soton v Arsenal

2-0   Watford v Brentford

1-1   Newcastle v Leicester

2-0    West Ham v Burnley

2-2   Liverpool v Man Utd

2-0    Chelsea v Arsenal

1-0    Everton v Leicester

1-2   Newcastle v C Palace

4-0    Man City v Brighton

 

[BigHewer]

Here are my picks @Faz

3-0    Tottenham v Brighton

3-1    Man Utd v Norwich

1-2   Soton v Arsenal

2-2  Watford v Brentford

3-2   Newcastle v Leicester

2-1    West Ham v Burnley

3-1    Liverpool v Man Utd

3-1  Chelsea v Arsenal

1-1   Everton v Leicester

2-1    Newcastle v C Palace

3-0    Man City v Brighton

 

[Slacker77]

great guys im still standing up 20:30 pm even that's it's song kran today 

cheers 

 

[Faz]

 

2-0    Tottenham v Brighton

2-0    Man Utd v Norwich

0-2    Soton v Arsenal

1-2    Watford v Brentford

1-2    Newcastle v Leicester

2-0    West Ham v Burnley

3-1    Liverpool v Man Utd

2-1    Chelsea v Arsenal

1-1    Everton v Leicester

1-1   Newcastle v C Palace

3-1    Man City v Brighton

 

[Faz]

@Dedinbed still to submit his predictions.

[King Cotton]

On 4/11/2022 at 9:32 AM, Faz said:

The next fixture list for week 32 therefore looks like this.

Sat Apr 16th.
Tottenham  v Brighton 
Man United v Norwich City
Southampton v Arsenal
Watford v Brentford

Sun Apr 17th.
Newcastle v Leicester 
West Ham v Burnley

Tues Apr 19th.
Liverpool v Man Utd

Wed Apr 18th.
Chelsea v Arsenal
Everton v Leicester City
Newcastle v Crystal Palace
Man City v Brighton 

Well, what a 'queer' evening's footie last night was, with The Seagulls and The Saints both putting big boys in their place and lowly Norwich threatening similar insults against United . . . and what a time for CR7 to get another hat-trick!

 

BH	DB	FZ	KC	ME	SD	SK	CM
10	-	50	20	60	0	10	20

 

@Marble-eyehas excelled, yet again . . . but I think I'm cottoning-on as to his winning formula . . . Shhh!

Let's see how things look tomorrow . . . the excitement is building!

[SnapDragon]

26 minutes ago, King Cotton said:

Well, what a 'queer' evening's footie last night was, with The Seagulls and The Saints both putting big boys in their place and lowly Norwich threatening similar insults against United . . . and what a time for CR7 to get another hat-trick!

BH	DB	FZ	KC	ME	SD	SK	? CM
10	-	50	20	60	0	10	20

@Marble-eyehas excelled, yet again . . . but I think I'm cottoning-on as to his winning formula . . . Shhh!

Let's see how things look tomorrow . . . the excitement is building!

My selection method is bullet-proof. Unfortunately Jack was not around for this first batch. Out chasing mice or something.  No! It's the stupid teams that are going ding-dong over Easter. Too much good food? Drink too strong? Not enough prayer?

Take Spurs; how can all those players have an off-day at precisely the same time; on the same day? Fair play to the Seagulls though. They like London!

Bottom at the mo', but positive that I'll be top, after City have whacked the afore-mentioned Brighton, 5-0 in the last game of the round.

[King Cotton]

38 minutes ago, snapdragon said:

My selection method is bullet-proof. Unfortunately Jack was not around for this first batch. Out chasing mice or something.  No! It's the stupid teams that are going ding-dong over Easter. Too much good food? Drink too strong? Not enough prayer?

Take Spurs; how can all those players have an off-day at precisely the same time; on the same day? Fair play to the Seagulls though. They like London!

Bottom at the mo', but positive that I'll be top, after City have whacked the afore-mentioned Brighton, 5-0 in the last game of the round.

Inspiring comment, @snapdragon, especially the possible cause for all the Spurs players to perform like they couldn't give a poo-poo . . . that truly was hard to fathom!

And, as for your City walloping The Seagulls 5-0, the sooner you can lure Jack off his mice chase the better, 'cos you'll need more than a little third-party assistance there, I reckon! 

[King Cotton]

21 hours ago, King Cotton said:

Well, what a 'queer' evening's footie last night was, with The Seagulls and The Saints both putting big boys in their place and lowly Norwich threatening similar insults against United . . . and what a time for CR7 to get another hat-trick!

BH	DB	FZ	KC	ME	SD	SK	CM
10	-	50	20	60	0	10	20

@Marble-eyehas excelled, yet again . . . but I think I'm cottoning-on as to his winning formula . . . Shhh!

Let's see how things look tomorrow . . . the excitement is building!

And sure enough, tomorrow cometh and, thanks to Cornet thinking he could do a cleverer pen run-up than Bruno Fernandes, Burnley didn't pull off what would otherwise have been an unlikely win at the London Stadium. A pretty sad effort, especially coming on the back of Westwood's serious-looking leg injury . . . can things get any more difficult for The Clarets?

Anyway, here's what a difference a day almost made . . . 

 

BH	DB	FZ	KC	ME	SD	SK	CM
20	-	50	20	60	0	10	60

 

At least Bruno Guimaraes' brace for The Toon gave @BigHewera yellow blob and @Chaimaia super-duper green one to brighten up their otherwise grey and stormy-looking day . . . that's how it is here in Isan, anyway!

Now we have to wait for the Tuesday evening (8pm UK time or 2am Wed in TH) Reds vs United match . . . who's going to be brave enough to shout out their forecast for that one?

See you!

[Faz]

9 minutes ago, King Cotton said:

And sure enough, tomorrow cometh and, thanks to Cornet thinking he could do a cleverer pen run-up than Bruno Fernandes, Burnley didn't pull off what would otherwise have been an unlikely win at the London Stadium. A pretty sad effort, especially coming on the back of Westwood's serious-looking leg injury . . . can things get any more difficult for The Clarets?

And the least said about Wet Sham, the better 

[Faz]

Appreciate week 32 results not concluded yet, but only a couple of days break between week 32 concluding and week 33 fixtures beginning, so week 33 fixtures posted, kick of Sat Apr 23rd 1230 UK time, for you to submit your predictions.

Week 33.

 

Arsenal v Manchester United

Leicester City v Aston Villa

Manchester City v Watford

Norwich City v Newcastle United

Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur

 

Brighton v Southampton

Burnley v Wolves

Chelsea v West Ham United

Liverpool v Everton

C Palace v Leeds

 

 

[Marble-eye]

 

@Faz My forecast for week 33, many thanks.

2-1 Arsenal v Manchester United

2-1 Leicester City v Aston Villa

3-0 Manchester City v Watford

0-2 Norwich City v Newcastle United

1-2 Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur

2-0 Brighton v Southampton

1-2 Burnley v Wolves

3-1 Chelsea v West Ham United

3-1 Liverpool v Everton

2-1 C Palace v Leeds

 

[King Cotton]

4 minutes ago, Marble-eye said:

@Faz My forecast for week 33, many thanks.

2-1 Arsenal v Manchester United

2-1 Leicester City v Aston Villa

3-0 Manchester City v Watford

0-2 Norwich City v Newcastle United

1-2 Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur

2-0 Brighton v Southampton

1-2 Burnley v Wolves

3-1 Chelsea v West Ham United

3-1 Liverpool v Everton

2-1 C Palace v Leeds

Wow, @Marble-eye. . . maybe you change your moniker to Speedy Gonzales . . . for today, at least! 

[Faz]

Jeez, @Marble-eye not even given me time for a coffee and make up week 33's xls sheet.

By any chance, have you already saved weeks 34 - 38 fixtures and predictions to a word doc and I daresay waiting for next seasons fixtures to be announced!  

[Marble-eye]

1 minute ago, King Cotton said:

Wow, @Marble-eye. . . maybe you change your moniker to Speedy Gonzales . . . for today, at least! 

You snooze, you lose.

[Chaimai]

 

1-2  Arsenal v Manchester United

2-0 Leicester City v Aston Villa

4-0 Manchester City v Watford

1-2 Norwich City v Newcastle United

1-1 Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur

2-1 Brighton v Southampton

1-1 Burnley v Wolves

3-0 Chelsea v West Ham United

4-0 Liverpool v Everton

1-1 C Palace v Leeds

 

[King Cotton]

Hi, @Faz. These are my W33 forecasts . . .

 

1-2    Arsenal v Man Utd

2-1    Leicester v Aston Villa

6-0    Man City v Watford

0-2    Norwich v Newcastle

1-2    Brentford v Tottenham

1-2    Brighton v Southampton

1-1    Burnley v Wolves

3-0    Chelsea v West Ham

3-0    Liverpool v Everton

2-2    Crystal Palace v Leeds

 

[SnapDragon]

I'm getting in early too. Don't want this week's results to cloud my - and Jack's - deliberations.

2-1 - Gooners v United
2-1 - Foxes v Villa
5-0 - City v Hornets
1-2 - Canaries v Geordies
3-2 - Bees v Spurs
1-1 - Seagulls v Saints
1-2 - Burnley v Wolves
2-1 - Chelsea v Irons
1-1 - Reds v Toffees
2-1 - Palace v Leeds

[King Cotton]

On 4/18/2022 at 8:47 AM, King Cotton said:

Now we have to wait for the Tuesday evening (8pm UK time or 2am Wed in TH) Reds vs United match . . . who's going to be brave enough to shout out their forecast for that one?

See you!

Believe it or not, I was about to shout out '4-0' yesterday eve, but got distracted . . . No, I don't believe me either . . . cracking result though, for us Kop/Kloppites!