News Forum - Village chief in Isaan calls police after mistaking mannequin for naked man

[Thaiger]

Police in the Isaan province Ubon Ratchathani received a call from the village chief Friday afternoon reporting that a naked man was standing by a resident’s home, but when officers went to approach the man, they discovered it was just a mannequin. According to The Pattaya News, the Bang Yang village headman Mongkolchai Phongsri called the Don Mod Daeng Police Station to report to the neighbourhood because a man, possibly mental ill, was naked and standing by someone’s home, scaring villagers. Once police saw it was just a male mannequin, villagers had their laughs and the village headman apologised for […]

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[gummy]

After reading this I moved our blow up sheep and goats so they couldn't be seen from the road,  Just in case 

[Malc-Thai]

I do hope the police arrested the mannequin for wasting police time !

Edited November 8, 2021 by Malc-Thai

[NCC1701A]

i have a great joke but i am not allowed to comment. 

[Griff1315]

5 minutes ago, Malc-Thai said:

I do hope the police arrested the mannequin for wasting police time !

Apparently a brown envelope was seen leaving the scene with a smiling policeman attached....

[Stardust]

1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

i have a great joke but i am not allowed to comment. 

Now everybody want to read that joke

[Russell]

It must have been a gummy, I mean a dummy but then it would be gummy as well. Have a great day gummy

[NCC1701A]

12 minutes ago, gummy said:

After reading this I moved our blow up sheep and goats so they couldn't be seen from the road,  Just in case 

your comment is borderline acceptable as it references bestiality and deviant sexual behavior in a comment that contains humor. 

[palooka]

`Had a genuine loopy in the village last year that stripped at 6am for his walk to the village shop for his morning Pepsi.  Cops, then ambulance to the Provincial Hospital for a few weeks, back home now though.

Got the old ladies of the village talking for days though, general consensus was "lek"

[DiJoDavO]

26 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

your comment is borderline acceptable as it references bestiality and deviant sexual behavior in a comment that contains humor. 

That's not acceptable! We all know humor is unacceptable in 2021!

Edited November 8, 2021 by DiJoDavO
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[DiJoDavO]

Phew, luckily I could find that mannequin in time before the police, so they couldn't catch me

I love news like this, but nothing can top that news of the people who called the police because there was a ghost in an abandoned shop making weird noises. But all the police found was a homeless man making strange noises. 

[Stardust]

After sseing the pic the interesting question isfor what it is used by the owner?

[Dedinbed]

2 hours ago, Thaiger said:

According to The Pattaya News, the Bang Yang village headman Mongkolchai Phongsri called the Don Mod Daeng Police Station

What a dummy .. 

[Jason]

I reckon the police must get these calls every so often and just roll their eyes.....not again!!

[PapayaBokBok]

So the "dummy" was scaring villagers, so OTHERS complained, or the real dummy made this assumption?

 

But then again ALL falang are list filled dirty deranged sex freaks(according to thais), as we see once again...

[Soidog]

18 hours ago, gummy said:

After reading this I moved our blow up sheep and goats so they couldn't be seen from the road,  Just in case 

You sure they are blow up sheep and goats @gummy?  You are among friends and trolls here so no need to be shy

[HiuMak]

19 hours ago, Thaiger said:

Police in the Isaan province Ubon Ratchathani received a call from the village chief Friday afternoon reporting that a naked man was standing by a resident’s home, but when officers went to approach the man, they discovered it was just a mannequin. According to The Pattaya News, the Bang Yang village headman Mongkolchai Phongsri called the Don Mod Daeng Police Station to report to the neighbourhood because a man, possibly mental ill, was naked and standing by someone’s home, scaring villagers. Once police saw it was just a male mannequin, villagers had their laughs and the village headman apologised for […]

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Well at least the village headman was doing his job, keeping his community safe. 

[Bluesofa]

My wife laughed when I told her, saying he was looking after the village well. Then she said if he thought it was a a female, he probably would have had a closer look - just to be sure.

[billywillyjones]

Astute leadership at the local level.  Amazing Thailand.

[Lawyers_Guns_and_Money]

On 11/7/2021 at 8:06 PM, Thaiger said:

Police in the Isaan province Ubon Ratchathani received a call from the village chief Friday afternoon reporting that a naked man was standing by a resident’s home, but when officers went to approach the man, they discovered it was just a mannequin. According to The Pattaya News, the Bang Yang village headman Mongkolchai Phongsri called the Don Mod Daeng Police Station to report to the neighbourhood because a man, possibly mental ill, was naked and standing by someone’s home, scaring villagers. Once police saw it was just a male mannequin, villagers had their laughs and the village headman apologised for […]

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Is this the thread where it is okay to make fun of someone from Isaan? Because there is another thread that is frowning upon it.

[Bluesofa]

1 hour ago, Lawyers_Guns_and_Money said:

Is this the thread where it is okay to make fun of someone from Isaan? Because there is another thread that is frowning upon it.

Perhaps you should be upset because it's making fun of a man too?

[Chaimai]

1 hour ago, Lawyers_Guns_and_Money said:

Is this the thread where it is okay to make fun of someone from Isaan? Because there is another thread that is frowning upon it.

Have you been to Isaan?

[Lawyers_Guns_and_Money]

8 hours ago, Chaimai said:

Have you been to Isaan?

yes