Things you shouldn’t do in Thailand

[Changnam43]

I thought Jeff Bezos' rocket was hilarious.

All those billions yet completely insecure about his masculinity and the reliability of his, erm, 'rocket'.

[King Cotton]

57 minutes ago, Faraday said:

I just struggle getting it up.

Not really; colloquially known as man of steel.

*Faraday wakes up abruptly*

It's grew some!

[FlipFlopArmy]

1 ) Never buy a house.

2)  Never fall in love with a Thai girl.

3)  Never sell or use hard drugs. 

[HolyCowCm]

Never walk in-between 2 lady boys if you still want to have your phone or wallet.

[colinneil]

42 minutes ago, FlipFlopArmy said:

1 ) Never buy a house.

2)  Never fall in love with a Thai girl.

3)  Never sell or use hard drugs. 

Number 3 i completely agree with you, number 2 bloody stupid, i fell in love with my wife, no better more loving, caring lady could you wish to meet.

Fantastic wife, first class carer, there for me every minute of every day, every minute of every night, my life would be empty without her.

[Bluesofa]

1 hour ago, FlipFlopArmy said:

1 ) Never buy a house.

2)  Never fall in love with a Thai girl.

3)  Never sell or use hard drugs. 

1) Depends on individual circumstances and your interest in the matter.

2) I'm guessing for you to say that you have been hurt or lost money?
You may have to kiss an awful lot of frogs to find your princess, but thinking with the head on your shoulders and not the other head, it's possible to have a proper non-money based relationship.

[Bluesofa]

48 minutes ago, HolyCowCm said:

Never walk in-between 2 lady boys if you still want to have your phone or wallet.

I know from experience years ago. Lost a phone.

[HolyCowCm]

15 minutes ago, Bluesofa said:

I know from experience years ago. Lost a phone.

Me too 21 years ago. Washington Square BKK. I was way too tossed.

[Faraday]

1 hour ago, Bluesofa said:

I know from experience years ago. Lost a phone.

Of course you did, I believe you....

 

[FlipFlopArmy]

2 hours ago, Bluesofa said:

1) Depends on individual circumstances and your interest in the matter.

2) I'm guessing for you to say that you have been hurt or lost money?
You may have to kiss an awful lot of frogs to find your princess, but thinking with the head on your shoulders and not the other head, it's possible to have a proper non-money based relationship.

Nope never got „hurt“ or ripped off or lost any money from any Thai girl. 
 

I just listened to those 3 advises from a good friend who is living in Thailand who I met  over 25 years ago  or so  

 

i think they are good advices, especially for foreigners with close to zero rights in Thailand. 

 

 

 

 

[Bluesofa]

5 hours ago, HolyCowCm said:

Me too 21 years ago. Washington Square BKK. I was way too tossed.

Are you sure 'too tossed' was the correct choice of words?

[HolyCowCm]

46 minutes ago, Bluesofa said:

Are you sure 'too tossed' was the correct choice of words?

For some reason I did think there was the possibility that tossed would be scrutinized.

Two sheets to the wind? Drunk as a skunk? Pie eyed? Blasted? Plastered? F- upped? Obliterated?  Hammered? Wasted? Soused? Sauced? Just seems so boring to use inebriated.

So no matter what, almost everyone used may be a losing battle.