Bangkok penis peril, man gets padlock struck around genitals

[Thaiger]

Recently, a Bangkok man had to be rushed to the hospital, but not for anything Covid related. The man had reportedly gotten a padlock stuck around his penis and could not get it (the padlock) off. The unnamed 38 year old had fastened the device around the base of his penis 2 weeks prior. However, things took a turn for the worse when he lost the key and his penis began to swell up The 38 year old man with a metal contraption around his penis did not use the 14 days idly. He tried to remove the padlock but to […]

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[BookShe]

This sounds like worse than covid. I wish him well and full recovery.

[Oink]

Date a locksmith

[BookShe]

8 minutes ago, Oink said:

Date a locksmith

Can a locksmith unlock a lockdown? Asking for a friend.

Edited July 18, 2021 by BookShe

[Dedinbed]

Hahaha classic TV style thread this one .. love the bit where his mother was trying to help get it off and said he has a penchant for sticking his Hampton into small holes .. she needs to get him one of these as there are plenty of small holes to connect with .. 

[stevegand]

now THAT’S a “lockdown”.

[Martin]

"The mother added that her son enjoys putting his penis through small holes."

The poor guy must be embarrassed enough without having this extra bit of information made known...

[Bluesofa]

1 hour ago, Thaiger said:

a Bangkok man

How appropriate.

[Dedinbed]

1 minute ago, Mike-Hunt said:

How appropriate.

More like Lokedkok .. 

[Objectivance]

[Abertillery]

I've heard about chastity belts ,new one on me ,lost key

[Paco]

Lol that was a nice written story

[a3tsw]

I can just imagine the scene..

...Mooom! ....I'm so bored today!

... don't be puttin' your thing through any more small holes again son...

... no mom , that's so boring! , mom , do you need this padlock for anything?

... no son , you can have it.

... mom , have you seen the key for that padlock , you let me have earlier..

[gummy]

apparently it has now emerged it was a very small Japanese padlock.

[HolyCowCm]

Couldn’t afford a blow up doll and the Buffalo was a male. 

[Bangkok_Gary]

stuck not struck ! Teach your writers how to use a dictionary Thaiger

 

[PatrickSatoLee]

STRUCK ??? how did he get his penis hit ???

[JamesE]

5 hours ago, Mike-Hunt said:

How appropriate.

Bangkok man... Florida man... same-same

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-swimmer-partially-emasculated-after-taunting-baby-shark-with-his-penis/

[JackMeOff]

They should have called Lorena Bobbit.

She has experience in these matters.

[JackMeOff]

This would be a great MASTERcockLOCK commercial for the Super Bowl.

[Alavan]

14 minutes ago, JamesE said:

Bangkok man... Florida man... same-same

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-swimmer-partially-emasculated-after-taunting-baby-shark-with-his-penis/

I once read an article about a man in the US who put his balls in a ballwasher on a golfcourse.
he didn't survive

 

[JamesE]

2 hours ago, JackMeOff said:

They should have called Lorena Bobbit.

She has experience in these matters.

Thailand is the number one provider of penis reattachment surgery in the world. https://www.bangkokpost.com/life/social-and-lifestyle/1262291/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-thai-woman-scorned

[bushav8r]

His mother seemed to have an intimate familiarity with his penis and his unfortunate desire to insert it into small holes.  Maybe it is time to leave home.  

Edited July 18, 2021 by bushav8r

[bushav8r]

3 hours ago, JamesE said:

Thailand is the number one provider of penis reattachment surgery in the world. https://www.bangkokpost.com/life/social-and-lifestyle/1262291/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-thai-woman-scorned

I know some Thai women who  joke about about this.  Its a bit of a red flag for me.  

[bushav8r]

Hell hath no fury like a Thai woman scorned (bangkokpost.com)