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A drunk, British tourist allegedly destroyed a giant albino buffalo sculpture exhibited in the Sam Yana area of Bangkok on the weekend. At 2am on Saturday morning, a group of drunk British and German tourists passed by the Bangkok Art Biennale 2022 art exhibition outside Samyan Mitrtown in Bangkok. This year, the concept of the exhibition is “CHAOS: CALM” and features more than 200 pieces of work from 73 Thai artists and foreign artists of 31 nationalities. One impressive piece exhibited in the outdoor display was “Kwai: Calm” (Buffalo: Calm) by Thai artist Maitree Siriboon. A drunk British tourist, 34 year […]

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Dead easy.

Just declare that you self identify as a water buffalo (preferred pronouns it/that) and you were trying to mate with it.

If anyone tries to argue with you simply point out they are repressing your human rights.

10 minutes later out of the police station and back in the game.

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7 minutes ago, Rookiescot said:

Dead easy.

Just declare that you self identify as a water buffalo (preferred pronouns it/that) and you were trying to mate with it.

If anyone tries to argue with you simply point out they are repressing your human rights.

10 minutes later out of the police station and back in the game.

It should be animal right to mate....not human right any more as he has self identified himself as a water buffalo 

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9 minutes ago, Ramanathan.P said:

It should be animal right to mate....not human right any more as he has self identified himself as a water buffalo 

Good point. Sustained.

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Round them up and sit them on a chair in front of a camera. Place at least 6 police standing to attention behind them (make sure the policeman’s fingers are pointing exactly at 86 degrees from the horizontal). Take lots of picture and have them circulated around the world in order that they lose their jobs on returning home. Fine them 1,000 baht Deport them all. Ban them from the country for life. Seems fair😉

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