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If you live in Thailand and you’re not already packing an umbrella with you every time you leave the house, now might be a good time to start. The country’s meteorological department said today that it expects heavy, to very heavy rain to pour down on 40 of Thailand’s provinces until Monday (August 22). The rains will likely hit these provinces tomorrow (August 21):   North: Mae Hong Son, Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Lamphun, Lampang, Phayao, Nan, Phrae, Uttaradit, Sukhothai, Phitsanulok, Phichit, Phetchabun, Kamphaeng Phet, and Tak.      Northeast: Loei, Nong Bua Lamphu, Udon Thani, Nong Khai, Bueng Kan, Sakon Nakhon, […]

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And it came to pass that within the Kingdom lay 40 provinces and the wise men in governance did proclaim woe to ye of the tribes of Issan and also, to the unwashed tribes from afar, yea even unto the unmasked that lurketh in the taverns and other places of ill repute, for all of ye shall witness the wrath of Greta, daughter of Thor, god of thunder.

 

And verily so it was as prophesied, and the heavens opened, and the mongers tobacco and tankards were spared not, for it absolutely came pissing down. And as one they looked to the heavens, and the demimondaines did beat their bolt-on breasts, and the mongers did wail and cry out, "The bloody thing won't start in this weather, tirak, we'll have to get a Songteaw!"

But alas, Somchai was loath to go forth in his scarlet chariot, as he was saving Bensin, due to the excise the Pharisees did cruelly levy, and a subsidy giveth they not, because, well, Loong Tuu had his eye on some howitzers on special. 

Thus, even as the mongers and tonight's girlfriend sought to take their leave two by two. They were suffered to tarry yet longer, as the Grab app was smote by an outage. 

And by now those gathered for the feast were well bladdered, and cried out "Oi DJ owabout some Akka Dakka?" And verily the voices rang out as one THUNDERSTUCK!! Aaaaa AAA AAA etc. 

To be continued...

 

 

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