News Forum - Bum Gun vs Toilet Paper, which is better for your butt?

[Noble_Design]

10 minutes ago, Benroon said:

This is really simple to break down - if someone shit on your arm would you immediately wash it off or would you rub it with paper ??

There’s your answer 

I'll rub it back onto that someone who shat on my arm 

[King Cotton]

7 hours ago, Poolie said:

Izal Medicated anyone?

The best way to re-arrange your 'leftovers' around your fundament ever invented?

And the surest ever start to a smear campaign . . . should an issue be troubling you 

[King Cotton]

On 4/3/2022 at 5:19 PM, Bluesofa said:

Cleator Moor is at the arse-end of Cumbria

Maybe where the bum gun was invented . . . Google to the rescue !

[King Cotton]

8 hours ago, Augratin said:

Verdict: it's not an either/or question. Spray followed by a few swipes to check for klingons and dry yourself.

Gets my vote for POTD for sure, with all bases well covered. 

[Marble-eye]

7 minutes ago, King Cotton said:

Maybe where the bum gun was invented . . . Google to the rescue !

I'll think you'll find that the name came from a 60s band called The 1910 Bum Gun Company who had incredible hits like 'Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got love in my Tummy' and 'Simon Says.'

[King Cotton]

14 minutes ago, Marble-eye said:

I'll think you'll find that the name came from a 60s band called The 1910 Bum Gun Company who had incredible hits like 'Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got love in my Tummy' and 'Simon Says.'

You're joking!

[Marble-eye]

Just now, King Cotton said:

You're joking!

Naturlich.